just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
should my penis look like a turkey
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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