A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
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there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
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Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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