you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
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the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
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Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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