Small penises have feelings too.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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