Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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