it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
You smell like a Billy Joel song
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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