she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
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I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
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Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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