That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
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i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
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Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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