How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
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You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
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Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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