there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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