i will never coherently bang her
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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