i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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