we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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