So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Randomize
