question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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