this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
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Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
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I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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