If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
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I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
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I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
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