so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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