is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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