The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
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His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
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Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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