hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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