i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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