No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
His nipple licking is glorious
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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