you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
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I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
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She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Holy shit dude........stairs
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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