I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
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I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
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Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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