I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
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The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
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It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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