That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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