Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
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Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
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If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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