people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
It's rum buckets o'clock
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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