too bad you live with your parents still
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
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my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
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Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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