ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
so that wasnt chicken after all
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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