I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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