Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
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they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
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just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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