How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
where am i from again
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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