ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
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your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
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STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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