you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
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Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
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We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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