you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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