i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Randomize
