Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
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