I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
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I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
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I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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