She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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