aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
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My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
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Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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