so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
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New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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