We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
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She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
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I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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