next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
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STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
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The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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