he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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