As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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