O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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