i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I think I just shit out all my problems.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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