so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
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Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
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Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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