he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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