he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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