i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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